[...] you do things [...] but you have them all scattered around. You should gather them up in one place.
Dude, you should make a website.
I need to start somewhere with this website thing.
So here I am, rolling out a manually cobbled website out into the world. This will be my (junk) drawer where I'll try to get myself to put a bunch of stuff in.
I was waiting on myself to do this 'properly': to go through MDN Docs, to roll out my own custom program to create beautiful patterns for the background, to use a static-site generator and have RSS/ATOM feed and all that.
But now I see that I must hitchhike along the river to a bridge rather than merely dreaming of a raft (Master Foo reference).